Unfortunately, some problem most likely connected to my neglectful approach to protection from malware has rendered my home computer unusable for a time. This will result, inevitably, in an inability to update this journal in a timely manner until I solve the problem. In the meantime, I will continue to draw crudely concieved and executed strips daily and I ask you, my fans and collaborators, to pick up the slack I leave by captioning and dialoging whatever you may imagine I might have posted instead of nothing.

A Poem 4 U

I've said it before, now I'll say it again.
Control C, Control V, you are my bestest friend.



please contribute dialog for this cartoon in comments.

Bright Lights, Big Pity

Mostly an experiment in crosshatch shading. It'd probably be more interesting if there were dialog, though. Go ahead and give it a shot in comments

Could I be a key animator for semi-realistically drawn cartoons? Maybe. Maybe not. Flat Black Productions didn't want me when they were hiring for "A Scanner Darkly" anyway. But I didn't show them this!



They're probably saying something to each other, too. What? I dunno. How about you? Maybe in comments.

WATCHIN' TEEVEE!

Boy aren't television advertisements annoying and often inappropriate! And how about that airline food?

Anyway, fill in the dialog bubbles in comments and show me whatcha got.